JOKES: Home Of Laughter

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1. I didn't know am a tailor, until I checked my boyfriend contact list🤦🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😅😂😂😂


2. The prodigal son didn't go back home because he was sorry. Hunger almost killed him. They will never tell you that part😂😂😂😂😂


3. Your girlfriend always text you"I love you 2" instead of "I love you too" and u are surprised to see her with another guy, have sense nah😅😅😅😂


4. A company that values gender equality is looking for 10 women to offload 5 trucks of cement tomorrow 💔🙆🏻‍♂️😅😅😅😅😅


5. I told her to make tea for me and she said that salt have finished 🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♂️😂, Mercy please drop my key for window, am not doing again 🏃🏃🏃😅


6. Did u notice that broke people are usually cute🤷🤷, just take a look at me and you💔🙆🏻‍♂️😅😅😅


7. Types of moms,when there kid is traveling:

American Mom : my son, May God help you to achieve success

African Mom : if you like when you reach their do anyhow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦 


Africans why 😅😅😅😅


8.  Bitter Fact:

The person you are willing to take a bullet for, ends up being the one behind the gun😥💔💔💔


9. Finally I have done my research "fm" means "free mode"

No wonder radio doesn't show pictures

🤣🤣🤦🤣🤦🤣🤣😅


10. If you have problems in ur life, just write them in ur whatsapp status, it will disappear after 24 hours 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


11. An African man will set alarm before going to sleep and still be angry why the alarm is beeping 😅🙆🏻‍♂️

Wahala dey Africa ooo 🤣🤣


12. 9JA police 👮would be like, "Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide àbí??!! Oga, park well!" 🙆🙆

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

   Source: Facebook.


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