JOKES: Home Of Laughter

   


1. I didn't know am a tailor, until I checked my boyfriend contact list๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


2. The prodigal son didn't go back home because he was sorry. Hunger almost killed him. They will never tell you that part๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


3. Your girlfriend always text you"I love you 2" instead of "I love you too" and u are surprised to see her with another guy, have sense nah๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚


4. A company that values gender equality is looking for 10 women to offload 5 trucks of cement tomorrow ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


5. I told her to make tea for me and she said that salt have finished ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ˜‚, Mercy please drop my key for window, am not doing again ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜…


6. Did u notice that broke people are usually cute๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท, just take a look at me and you๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


7. Types of moms,when there kid is traveling:

American Mom : my son, May God help you to achieve success

African Mom : if you like when you reach their do anyhow ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆ 


Africans why ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


8.  Bitter Fact:

The person you are willing to take a bullet for, ends up being the one behind the gun๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”


9. Finally I have done my research "fm" means "free mode"

No wonder radio doesn't show pictures

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…


10. If you have problems in ur life, just write them in ur whatsapp status, it will disappear after 24 hours ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


11. An African man will set alarm before going to sleep and still be angry why the alarm is beeping ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿป‍♂️

Wahala dey Africa ooo ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


12. 9JA police ๐Ÿ‘ฎwould be like, "Why is your car not having A/C? You want to use heat to kill yourself. You want to commit suicide ร bรญ??!! Oga, park well!" ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

   Source: Facebook.


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