Jokes:Home of Laughter.

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1. Them rúsh my neighbor go høspital this morning , 😂😂😂😂😁😁


doçtor say Rice too much for him body🙆🙆🙆😁😁


2. Emeka for person papa burïal, you get mind talk say sålt no dey the rice🙅🙅🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂


3. Môney can make  woman húmble, you give her môney and she'll be líke "baby you promise to bêåt me" 🏃🏃🏃😅😅😅😅😅


4. The second advantage of wearing a wig, is that you can remøve it at a party and collect food two times 👏👏👏🤔🤔🤔🤔


be wise ....😄😃


5. The reason why Hausa music is so fast, is because the instrument are borrôwed ,and the owners are waiting to collect them🤗🤗🤗🤭🤭🤭


Wisdom wan fínïsh me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


6. Why do footballers swêât, when the stadium is filled with fans🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷😅😅


7. BR£AKING NEWS🔥🔥🔥🔥

400 level student don go attend 100l students lecture,😄🤔😃😃


 because of woman, now lecturer don make am class rep...😅😅


Emeka just dey play..🥰🥰🥰 


8. Today I prånk my books by opening them, they taught I'll read them 😁😁😁💆💆💆


9. I míss my primary school days " Dīe kingdom come, dīe will be don on earth , Atiti heaven🤣🤣😅😅


10. I rejēçted 5million this morning, because it was given to me with left hand,😁😁😁


 I hâte nønsense..🚶🚶🚶


11. We are in the høspital, My nephew just swall0wed 512Gb memory card,  and he is singing all the songs in it.😭😭😭😭😭


 We are praying and hoping he doesn't  reach the video folder..🙏🙏🙏🙏


12. Bros I greet o,🙋 help tap that bros wey dey always read my jokes dey laugh 😅😅😅😅 but no dey ever líke and cômment, I greet o bros🙋🙋

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